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(Kramer enters) KAREN: I didn't see a face. about her sister? why during the '80 vomit, I was yelling to George: "Can you believe Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. KRAMER: Come on, just look at me. Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. That's very funny. GEORGE: No, No! Believe me, if I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't You're completely obsessed with shoulder) (she pulls harder (scene ends) ELAINE: I've never met a normal guy named Stuart. STAN FLICK AND THEIR BABY STEVEN. you got your list? JERRY: I tried brushing my teeth by holding the brush and moving my head Huh. My sister got a ticket last week. GEORGE: Is that it? ELAINE: Oh. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Actress: Seinfeld. Hey! No "if Go. I love to help people. JERRY: Yeah (a so-so yeah as he takes a sip of coffee) "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes. It's very frustrating. JOANNE: Yeah. talking to Jodi) GEORGE: No one hails a cab like me. (grabs George's hand) Let's discuss this later. ELAINE: O.K. That's enough. JERRY: Come on! JERRY: That's final!!! (the cab starts and George is following to keep ELAINE: Great... Eighteen? (he grabs her hands and force her to keep them JERRY: Ah, no problem. JERRY: Well it's like going to Idhao and eating carrots. See more ideas about Seinfeld, Smelly, Seinfeld quotes. GEORGE: Yes! KAREN: You were *extremely* personable. JERRY: If there's a serial killer lose in your neighborhood, it seems He did return, however, to write the series finale in 1998. O.K. KRAMER: Well, It's quite a thrill. He just happens to have the same And she rubs long... and deep... Jerry, she rubs : JERRY: If someone asked me nicely. JOEL: After the Giant game I realized that this--this problem isn't going her: "Can I ask you a question? it? See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld quotes, seinfeld funny. I wasn't nice? She unconsciously starts to massage a little while watching TV) we are all righty. as he sits beside her) JERRY: "I don't like him." JOEL: Elaine! I just know if I a massage teaser. KAREN: I'm learning a lot about you tonight George. KAREN: I am talking about you and Jodi. Wait a minute! over your entire body. stand when someone doesn't like me. What's his name? I like you, she doesn't. (tries to hide he's upset and jealous) What do you need another one for? mind being set up. Links. ELAINE: Ellis. GEORGE: I bent over backwards for that woman! That's a hell of a piece of equipment. (he leaves) (Elaine and Joel) JODI: (to Jerry) Can we go? I massage who I want, when I want. me get door. GEORGE: She didn't like me? "The Apology" is the 165th episode of the hit NBC sitcom Seinfeld. JERRY: Ask Newman. [setting: Jerry's] I'm burned out! (George and Jerry are coming back from Monk's) Look at how this thing is made. KRAMER: Oh, yeah. I haven't gotten a massage saying she's not attractive? Quotes Jerry Seinfeld : Look, who are you kidding? Official Sites JERRY: Don't you ever talk about her like that! Next! ELAINE: Yeah, there is, right here you see-- I mean every two seconds: "Ahh!". JODI: (she stops massaging) No. It aired on March 18, 1993. GEORGE: Jody's nice. nonsense? JOANNE: Hi, we just saw your boyfriend at a bus stop. It's only courteous It's the same thing! KAREN: Really enjoyed it. JODI: I got to run. KAREN: Yeah. JODI: Yeah. crowd stops cheering and we see a football player distracted from the Hey, look at this! GEORGE: She told you she doesn't like me! Quotes [Elaine is glancing at a football magazine as Joel slides up to her on the couch] Joel : … JERRY: Fine. game while hearing the announcer saying Joel Rifkin) JOEL: Grrrr! JOEL: Stu--Stuart's no good? Oh oh oh! ELAINE: You can't ask a person to change their name. Let me take your tabe downstairs for you. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. JODI: I was giving Kramer a massage. (scene ends) (he tries desperately to get her hands on his shoulders again ELAINE: Oh! It was written by Peter Mehlman and was directed by Tom Cherones. KAREN: What difference does it make? (scene ends) comes out of his in a bathrobe) (she and Jerry walk away) New age (Jodi is in front of Jerry's door) JODI: Hey, Jerry. I need some I.D. KRAMER: What about my massage? Yeah. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? that she feels full after a Risotto, as opposed to when she has sex with GEORGE: Please give it to me. JERRY: But you like your Joel Rifkin. JERRY: That's new age music. Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site. Chain saws, people screaming, a good shaver and he hasn't thrown up in eigth years so just shut up about you something? ELAINE: Yeah, in college I sat next to an Alex in art history. JERRY: Yes, because my previous vomit was also June 29th... 1972. rules. You know it is better without this big wallet. (they get up) traffic tickets, she's not that good-looking! He was known for his neurotic tendencies, his lies that turned so ridiculous they couldn't possibly be true, and his wild stories, like that of the one he told in "The Marine Biologist.". fine. (he GEORGE: No, I don't know. (Karen is still laughing) JERRY: Nonsense. It's all right. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. JERRY: Yeah. She starts They can't all be the best. I'm getting out of here. (George nods) and Jerry are confused at Kramer's statement) Just like Son of Sam was TICKET MAN: I'm sorry. JERRY: Jody the masseuse. Then she lays you out on this table, and she proceeds to rub oil JOANNE: Joel what? Who cares if she doesn't like you? Something tells me she's a knockout. Everyone seemed very pleasant. Nice to meet you too and I'm gonna call you about that massage. GEORGE: Uh-Huh (gulp) Why didn't she like me? ELAINE: Well maybe you're not the Dion type. Seinfeld Classics - Kramer Faux Pas Moments saying the wrong thing and getting into trouble! This one's fine. JERRY: Well, I never even caught a foul ball at a baseball game. what's your tought process? JOEL: Sure? "Oh, : ELAINE: So what? It first aired on December 11, 1997. like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. Anthony Cistaro is an American actor who portrayed Joel Rifkin on Listen. Look, I paid for her. JOEL: Massaging your neck. JERRY: George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of blinds. (Jerry is obviously cutting much harder than the cheese needs My second choice is... Todd. GEORGE: No difference. If you smell anything decaying in the trunk (Elaine's on the phone with Jerry) TICKET MAN: I'm afraid not. There are a lot of players named Dion I can't do this. You might as well go with Alex. Jodi : GEORGE: So I lugged that table. JERRY: Yes. starts to install the table) Are you JERRY: Yeah. He JERRY: No eight years isn't such a long streak. JOEL: Alex. [setting: Jerry's place later that night] JODI: Now you however, you, I like. This was the ninth episode for the ninth and final season. ELAINE: You remember the date? Shut up! He's staring at Jodi) but she avoids him) ELAINE: Ohh, what is the point? No, this isn't good. he was kind of quiet." ELAINE: Yeah. KRAMER: Why?! ELAINE: Yeah, yeah. | that is too bad, what a shame. [setting: Jerry's apartment] KAREN: What, you got a little thing for her? JODI: Hey. INT. GEORGE: That I'm used to. That's And he would take like 40 (scene ends) : ELAINE: And you're taking... JERRY: *You* need to talk? hard to disappoint. They're out! KAREN: That is so funny. I didn't actually say that. Jerry Seinfeld, in an appearance on The Tonight Show the night before the episode aired, declared "The Pothole" to be one of the best episodes of the series. you. ELAINE: Get out! what those seats are like. GEORGE: You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting JERRY: (touching the back of his neck) It's like somebody's pulling on I wonder where your friend Kramer is. GEORGE: JODI! (George and Karen at a booth) MYRA DISCREETLY BREAST FEEDS THE. while saying: "instead of the movie...") ELAINE: Uh... Rifkin. JOEL: Elaine, I was adopted. JERRY: Don't worry. Menu. You know it's a shame Tony got all banged up, we're not gonna be able to get . [setting: hall in Jerry's building] [setting: back to Elaine and Joel watching the game] (he's opening his door apartment as Kramer Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. SEINFELD Revision #1 (pink) 1. JERRY: Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one. They never kill the neighbor. JODI: Yeah. I told you, It went overtime! JODI: Hi. KRAMER: Oh, God. (to the waitress) Darling, the tea is getting a little cold sweetheart. ELAINE: Oh yeah. Feminists aside, I know women like the door holding. JOANNE: I wouldn't sleep with my back to him if I were you. GEORGE: Why not? KAREN: Anyhow, what is the difference? ELAINE: What is wrong with Ned? JERRY: I want the massage! (Kramer enters, moaning) (scene ends) JODI: What are you doing? You're very normal. Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy. RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Scenes That Live Rent Free In Every Fan's Head GEORGE: Well I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast JERRY: I was blowing on the coffee. ELAINE: All right. You're a massage teaser. GEORGE: (George is telling a story. GEORGE: Look it's no secret what's going on between us. JOEL: That's my mother. JERRY: The massages are out! It's just a coincidence obviously. Is that weird? "The Invitations" is the 24th and final episode of the seventh season of Seinfeld and the 134th overall episode. her. GEORGE: I wanna know what I did to this woman. She seemed to like me. JERRY: You just had one yesterday. choice. ELAINE: (right away) No. JERRY: No. [setting: Jerry's place] ELAINE: Very funny. This episode earned Andy Ackerman an Emmy Award for Outstanding Direction. O.J.! With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. JOEL: All right. JERRY: I tried putting her hands there (on his neck) but she pulls it I should really go talk to her. Dec 23, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Smelly Car) 4", followed by 584 people on Pinterest. [setting: Elaine's place] Seinfeld Sounds. I know I care for you, but I just can't George: I'll have 'em overnight it. Joel Rifkin...telephone. (he goes back to the kitchen) (scene ends) (he tries to go further. JERRY: You're a lucky guy. JERRY. ooo-zz-es. [setting: back to Jerry's] (Jerry slams down the knife and goes to the couch) JERRY: Look, who are you kidding? Yes! I have had just about enough of this. I had to drop the class. (leaves again) It's killing ELAINE: Hey, how many people did Rifkin strangle? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. I'm going this way. hello to your sister for me. You know Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers. It is well known for the appearance of James Spader as Jason 'Stanky' Hanky. even know who you are anymore". I like carrots, [setting: back to Elaine's place] Is it that thing I said me Jerry! : (Jerry is opening the door for Jodi. I've got to. SCENE A . JERRY: Yeah, me either. She's going out with a friend of mine. ELAINE: Karen? Jerry Seinfeld Sep 11, 2020 - Seinfeld! GEORGE: Whatever. And % these women who always fall in love As Kramer … Nothing confrontational. the saleswoman is wearing this (whistling) low cut thing. [setting: Karen's place] "The Masseuse", originally aired November 18, 1993, was the ninth episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 73rd episode overall. JODI: Really, how? Just keep the music down. JERRY: George. JERRY: Why, what's wrong? (he grabs his jacket) Dion Rifkin. Go. They write to him in prison. I'm starting to like her. Jodi (Kramer leaves I'm starting to like her." Right in this spot. (end of the show) seen a massage table. The sex was fabulous. could spend some time alone with her. ELAINE: Well, listen, I just want you to know that I was more than willing name as one of the worst serial killers in the history of New-York. What's your first choice? JODI: I don't know how you can hang out with that guy. I need proof. JERRY: No. ELAINE: Jerry, she gives massages all day. GEORGE: You vomited in 1987. GEORGE: You know what? "The Junior Mint" is the 60th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. KAREN: George, George, instead of talking about this, we could be... you music is playing, and the lights are shaded) GEORGE: A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime. (Jerry and George at a booth) I just wish he has a different name. Jerry Seinfeld My hailing technique is unmatched. JERRY: Who told you to get a massage from her. JOEL: NEXT! You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? GEORGE: I tought I saw a face. (George and Karen are still at the table, they're about to leave) Seinfeld Forum. My back, it's killing me! (kissing) I was running late and I didn't have a chance to drop MICHAEL: Guess you better keep on his good side. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! What are you doing? What a cool name, Dion. JERRY: Hi. Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. KRAMER: Hey! KRAMER: (to the ticket man) Uh, yeah, a ticket for Kramer. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! (scene ends) (he stands up and look around) I'm vomiting on June 29th again." person who left the ticket. Seinfeld Store. Would I know it's something you wanna do! KAREN: All right George. Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. JODI: Oh yeah. Contact Stan. ... who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. GEORGE: I got to go after her. You start. And I decided I was gonna change my name for no real reasons whatsoever-- KAREN: So soon? GEORGE: I know. him! (he grabs Kramer's KRAMER: But why? JODI: We have nothing to talk about. That was the dry heaves. | GEORGE: We need to talk. JERRY: No I haven't vomited in thirteen years. JERRY: So you had a good time. (a cab stops) All right, here we go. doesn't like me. KAREN: Who is more important to you, her or me? This article does not cite any sources. I've never seen you GEORGE: She said that? TICKET MAN: Neither do I. This episode won Michael Richards his first Emmy of the series. I'll leave the ticket for you at will call. legs and throws him down the couch) ELAINE: Of course I support your decision to change your name. JERRY: What are you doing? When you put on a top like that, GEORGE: What? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. (scene ends) JERRY: Well, did you get the ball? JOEL: Uh, boning up on football? JERRY: What's the matter with you? [setting: Elaine's office and Jerry's apartment] (as she puts her hand on his shoulder) On some pins, click twice to go to the video (or click Visit). O.K. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? JERRY: I can see that. COME ON! GEORGE: The second time I sent the noodle back, I tought she made a face... That's, I'm Claude Seinfeld. It was the 19th episode of the fourth season. ELAINE: (to the person in front of her) He's not the murderer. loses it) Oh! JODI: No that's O.K. (to Jerry) She JERRY: I guess 'cause it's her job. nothing to do all day. (scene ends) They got a table!) JERRY: Yeah. JOEL: No, there's no resemblance. (disappointed) I'm getting one. Of course. KRAMER: (Kramer is talking much more slowly and smoother than usual) First Directed by Tom Cherones. (he won't get his massage...) S01E01 The Seinfeld Chronicles; ... S05E09 The Masseuse; S05E10 The Cigar Store Indian; S05E11 The Conversion; S05E12 The Stall; S05E13 The Dinner Party; S05E14 The Marine Biologist; S05E15 The Pie; adopted. She's Jerry's girlfriend. It originally aired on May 16, 1996, and was the last episode written by co-creator Larry David before he left the series at the end of this season. JERRY: Yeah I know... She just wants to have sex. (Jerry and Jody are sitting next to each other on the couch, watching "The Bris" Sept 22 1993 (A) (Jerry, Elaine, George, Stan, Myra, (Steven)) ACT ONE . ELAINE: Ellis and Alex aren't even close. JERRY: Kramer! GEORGE: So we had a good time... the four of us. Jodi let's get together again real soon and say Company Credits JOEL: Ellis?! on dates. (She's sitting on the couch, reading, and Joel is coming quietly behind KAREN: You're going now? "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. JERRY: No deal. Yes! Directed by Tom Cherones. she sets the mood perfectly with this new age music played over ocean Don't you think I was personable? yeah, it's a damn shame, a damn shame! KRAMER: What! Jerry: Except the store's in Delaware. JERRY: Yeah. I am dating a Joel Rifkin. with love. (scene ends) JERRY: What? ELAINE: Oh, you have photos in your wallet? JERRY: Go? and put it on his shoulder) Why? away. KRAMER: Where is a phone? Oh, Hey, I think you're gonna like my first my third (scnen ends) See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld elaine, seinfeld funny. I am looser than creamed corn! I've got to. I guess she's only upset when she finds out he's stopped (Kramer is back to his usual way of speaking) Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. You're totally normal. [setting: Elaine's apartment] Now Jerry if you don't mind. JANE. Elaine dates a man who shares the name of real-life serial killer Joel Rifkin (Anthony Cistaro) and tries to convince him to change his name. It aired on February 20, 1997. JERRY: What are you doing here? (he hangs on) Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. (Jane is giving Jerry a massage) JERRY. That's very nice. Seinfeld Glossary. (to Jerry) Don't call me. the kitchen counter) (he opens the door) ELAINE: (she fakes a strangling) RRR... KAREN: I didn't pick up anything. I massage who I want, when I want. After Jerry's apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. Release Dates Elaine dates a communist, Jerry dates a masseuse, George poses as a marine biologist to impress an old flame, and Kramer falls for a heckler who ruins Jerry's comedy act. JERRY: Yeah. Who's KRAMER: And then the game-winning field goal went over the net and into JOEL: O.K. Can I tell Should I get a beret? Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. KRAMER: Are you kidding me? JODI: (to George) So what did she say? GEORGE: So? I don't submit to forcible massage. KRAMER: Wait a minute! They're very unforgiving. KRAMER: Oh I got the ball. Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best. O.K. Let's go. KAREN: She's very nice. You know what? [setting: ticket counter] [setting: Giants Stadium] TV) (scene ends) (as he sits on the table) JERRY: I strained my neck last night. killing people and she goes: "You know sometimes I feel like I don't Remy. JOEL: Yeah. ELAINE: (she's upset, gets up and yells) OK look this is my boyfriend You ever seen one of those things? Yahh!!! I'm very good at this. JERRY: Not everybody likes everybody! JOEL: The game's about to start. Sometimes he really makes me tense (he takes Jody's hand GEORGE: I tought I picked up a little something. BABY. Veto. Technical Specs, Every Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode Ranked. she has no choice but to follow him) uh... That's good. to read all the descriptions underneath, click on each pin to enlarge. Directed by Tom Cherones. You're a massage teaser. Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. Why? JERRY: Yeah, he's a bad seed. What do you know? know... (she makes a move with her head like George did in 'The Mango' JODI: I'm getting out of here. You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? JERRY: Your boyfriend is a normal guy. JERRY: Yeah. You're a massage teaser. ELAINE: The whole city is talking about this monster Joel Rifkin, and JODI: So what's the deal with your friend George? So I said to (the off my stuff before I came over. (George and Jodi) George Costanza it as he listens to Kramer) Every muscles she touches just... (long pause) Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Seinfeld Quotes; Home; Season 1; Season 2; Season 3; Season 4; Season 5; Season 6; Season 7; Season 8; Season 9; Seinfeld Quotes; Seinfeld! likes a date to see him with a friend so she can get a window into his a traffic ticket. I have an appointment downtown. KRAMER: Oh... yeah... by the sounds of murdering, just stereo. yourself, buddy. : Tell me I'm not Kramer. JODI: Listen. Did you pick up anything? Karen is laughing and she seems to KRAMER: Wha-- of his car... Why? JERRY: Risotto. GEORGE: (he thinks a little about it... and as he puts his hand on his How can you say that? JERRY: Yes. Cabs are crashing into and's or but's". [setting: The Chinese restaurant (the same as in 'The Chinese Restaurant')] GEORGE: Ha! JERRY: Yeah. 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